Blog Twelve: Yo, Switall!

Bridget Jones, a.k.a. Switall, has been over more lately, because she broke up her useless boyfriend, but also because she likes being with the Small Girl.

Bridget Jones recently did a Top Ten list in her blog, which was pretty funny, and I'll link to it just as soon as someone shows me how to put links to other blogs. However, I think we should all do Top Ten Lists, so I offer one I've done in another medium:

Top Ten Signs You've Gone to a Bad Veterinarian

10. He's wearing a "Trainee" badge

9. Big sign on the door: "No Pets"

8. There's a Shopsy's Meats truck parked in the loading dock

7. When you put your cocker spaniel on the examination table he recoils in shock and yells, "What the hell is that?"

6. He tests every shot on himself first

5. Waiting room is festooned with mounted poodle heads

4. The receptionist is a Doberman pinscher

3. All the waiting room magazines are back issues of "Hunting Weekly" and "Guns and Ammo"

2. Tells you, "I failed vet school, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night"

1. Two words: Chinese restaurant