Blog Fourteen: Small Girl!
The Small Girl seems better today, despite a complete a total freakout at about 4:30. Now she's happy and playing with Snaby.
Once again, Christmas discipline has utterly broken down at the Jones household and half the presents are already open.
Switall is coming over again tonight with the Christmas gift we gave her yesterday; a Magic Bullet. You know, the little food blender thingy. I've never seen anyone so thrilled by a gift. Since Snaby Girl got a food processor, tonight is apparently The Night Of Processing and Blending Things, and much food will be created. Also, the Senators are going to beat the Leafs, so that'll be fun. TCB was invited over but is working.
Let me also point out that I hate the Maple Leafs. I hate the Maple Leafs with the fire and power of a thousand burning suns. I hate their idiotic misspelled name, and I hate their uniforms, and I hate their players, and I hate their coach. Most of all I hate their imbecilic, ignorant, stupid fans, arguably the most pig-ignorant fans in all of pro sports. (In case my boss is reading this; I don't mean you.) I have two favourite teams; the Senators, and whomever is playing the Maple Leafs. If the Maple Leafs were to play the rep team from Hell, coached by Satan, starring Hitler in goal and Ted Bundy as the first line centre, I'd wear red to the game.
My anger and hatred is much salved by the knowledge that the Maple Leafs will never win the Stanley Cup again. Ever. If they play professional hockey for ten million years more, still the Leafs will win no Cups. I laugh at them, and I laugh at their fans.
Once again, Christmas discipline has utterly broken down at the Jones household and half the presents are already open.
Switall is coming over again tonight with the Christmas gift we gave her yesterday; a Magic Bullet. You know, the little food blender thingy. I've never seen anyone so thrilled by a gift. Since Snaby Girl got a food processor, tonight is apparently The Night Of Processing and Blending Things, and much food will be created. Also, the Senators are going to beat the Leafs, so that'll be fun. TCB was invited over but is working.
Let me also point out that I hate the Maple Leafs. I hate the Maple Leafs with the fire and power of a thousand burning suns. I hate their idiotic misspelled name, and I hate their uniforms, and I hate their players, and I hate their coach. Most of all I hate their imbecilic, ignorant, stupid fans, arguably the most pig-ignorant fans in all of pro sports. (In case my boss is reading this; I don't mean you.) I have two favourite teams; the Senators, and whomever is playing the Maple Leafs. If the Maple Leafs were to play the rep team from Hell, coached by Satan, starring Hitler in goal and Ted Bundy as the first line centre, I'd wear red to the game.
My anger and hatred is much salved by the knowledge that the Maple Leafs will never win the Stanley Cup again. Ever. If they play professional hockey for ten million years more, still the Leafs will win no Cups. I laugh at them, and I laugh at their fans.
posted by RickJay @ 2:25 PM
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